So… You Made It This Far
Which probably means something clicked.
Now it’s time to see if you’re the person who fills the gap that Alix left behind.
She was one of a kind. But we’re not looking for a clone – we’re looking for someone who brings their own energy, ideas, and perspective. Someone who can pick up where she left off… and take it somewhere new.
If you’re still with us, we’ve got a feeling that might be you.
This isn’t your average job spec (because we’re not your average company)
We could list out bullet points. We could talk about KPIs and growth strategies and engagement funnels. But you’ve seen that before. And frankly, it doesn’t work – not for us.
Instead, here’s what we really want.
We want someone who gets excited about making things.
Beautiful things. Clever things. Things that actually get seen, clicked, shared, and remembered.
You’ll have the freedom to get stuck into anything that touches marketing – but let’s be honest: the foundations are going to be built on three things:
- Video and content creation
- Graphic design and branded assets
- PPC and email campaigns that don’t feel like spam
You’ll be the person who shapes how our company looks, feels, and sounds – not just on social, but everywhere.
There’ll be support when you need it, but also plenty of space to make the role your own.
No CVs. Seriously.
If you send us a CV, don’t be surprised when you don’t hear back.
We’re not interested in polished PDFs with predictable layouts. We’re more interested in what makes you different – what made you read that story and think, “this feels like me.”
Instead of a CV, send us something unexpected. A story. A short video. A personal webpage. A voice note. A pitch. An idea. A half-sketched plan on the back of a napkin.
We don’t want usual. We want you – however that looks.
(But please, for the love of everything decent, no Tinder selfies or NSFW images – this is still a real job for a real company. Not that kind of position.)
Ready to break the mould?
Good. Because that’s exactly what we try to do with our marketing. And we want someone who gets that.
If you’ve read everything, smiled at least once, and already have a hundred ideas bouncing around in your head – we really want to hear from you.
Just use the form below.
Please don’t:
- Call the office
- Show up unannounced
- Send messages on LinkedIn, Facebook or anywhere else
We won’t reply, and we don’t want to embarrass anyone.
All applications must come through the form below. That’s it. Simple.
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